- Excuse me, can you help me?

 
- Excuse me, can you help me?
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A man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced the altitude and saw a woman on the ground. He went even lower and shouted to the woman:

"Excuse me, can you help me? I had a meeting with a friend about an hour ago, but I do not know where I am."

The woman on the ground replied:

"You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above sea level at 55° 41 47 north latitude and 10° 12 47 west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the man.

"I am," the woman replied, "but how did you know?"

"Well" said the man, "all you have said is technically correct, but I have not idea how I'm going to use the information, and the fact is that I still do not know where I am. The only thing I have gotten out of your help is that I've become even more delayed."

The woman on the ground replied:
"You must be in the management"

"I am," replied the balloon skipper, "but how did you know?"

"It's simple. You do not know where you are or where you're going. You've made it up there using a lot of hot air. You have made an agreement you are not able to hold, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problem. The fact is that you find yourself in the exact same situation as before you met me, but now it's suddenly my fault."

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