- Just buy it

 
- Just buy it
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A cell phone rings and one of the men in the dressing room answers the call with hands-free and speaker on.

Everyone else in the room listen to the conversation.

Man: Hello?

Woman: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?

Man: Yes.

Woman: I'm in town and have found an amazing leather jacket. The price is only $1000. Is it OK if I buy it?

Man: Yes, of course! If you like it that much.

Woman: Now that I have you on the line.. I just went past Mercedes and they've got a 2016 model of a super cool SL500. It's what I've always wanted.

Man: What is the price then?

Woman: $200,000 is the standard version.

Man: Okay, just buy it, but for the price spare tires should also be included.

Woman: Thank you dear, you are so kind! Just one more thing. The cabin we looked at last year is now for sale again. For $1.5 million.

Man: Okay, give a bid of 1 million. Surely it will be accepted, and if they don't, then give them the rest too. It's a good price anyway!

Woman: Fantastic! See you later. Love you, sweetie!

Man: Bye bye - love you too!

The phone call ends and the other men in the dressing room stare at the man - speechless - until the man finally says with a big smile:

- Does anyone know whose phone this is?

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