A guy calls the police to tell on his neighbor Ron.

"Hello, is this the police?"

"Yes, it is. How can I help you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Ron. I belive he hides drugs in the firewood."

He gives them Ron's address and asks them to hurry, find the drugs so they can arrest him.

"Thanks for the tip my good man. It was a responsible and necessary act you just did and we will investigate it immediately."

The same day a large police force showed up at Ron's house, pushed a search warrant in the criminal's face and began searching through the house before they went on to the woodshed as they had been tipped off on. With sharp hatchets they opened up all the logs, but after hours of hard work they had not found the tiniest trace of any drugs.

Disappointed and swearing they left, just as Ron's phone rang.

"Did the police come?"

"Yep ..."

"Did they chop up all your firewood?"

"Yep ..."

"Congratulation Buddy!"

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