This short story gave me a real great belly laugh, so I had to repost it.
A jet plane, feared to be Air Force One, has crashed at a farm in Rural Kentucky. The local Sheriff’s department mustered every last deputy and resource as it converged on the crash site. By the time they arrived at the scene, only the burning skeleton of the hull was visible.
The sheriff and his deputies immediately began searching for survivors and dead bodies but found nothing. Just then, a deputy noticed a farmer plowing the next field over who seemed oblivious to the crashed airplane.
Rushing over to talk to the farmer the sheriff yelled, “Hank, what happened here? Did you see this jet crash?” “Yeah, I saw it sheriff,” the farmer said calmly. “Well do you know that this is Air Force One, President Obama’s plane?” “Yep” “Were there any survivors?” “No sir, theys all dead as doornail,” Hank answered. “I buried them all this morning myself.” “President Obama is dead?” asked the sheriff. “Well” Hank mumbled starting up his tractor, “He kept a-sayin he wasn’t, but you know how bad that sumbitch lies.”
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