The Norwegians and cold weather

The Norwegians and cold weather
Here are some interesting facts about the Norwegians and their sense of cold weather. I'm pretty sure all of it is accurate.

Some facts about the Norwegians and below freezing

+15°C This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out sweating in the sun and getting a tan.

+10°C The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

+2°C The Norwegians, who are born with skies on their feet, start to hope for snow so they can get around more easily.

0°C Distilled water freezes. The water in the Oslofjord gets a little thicker.

-5°C People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C The Brits start heating their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

-15°C The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-20°C People in Greece die from the freezing cold weather and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

-30°C Paris start cracking from the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands to buy hotdogs and slush.

-40°C Hot water thrown in the air freezes into snow instantly. The Norwegians have fun throwing it in the air (see video below).

-50°C Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

-78,6°C The temperature of liquid CO2. The Norwegians start using their stoves.

-90°C The Norwegian Army returns to get gloves.

-130°C The Norwegians end the motorcycle season and park the boat for the winter.

-183°C Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-195,9°C The temperature of liquid Nitrogen. Flu season in Norway.

-273°C Absolute Zero. All atom and subatomic particles movement halts. The Norwegians start saying "Faen, its cold outside today."

-300°C Hell freezes over, Norway wins the FIFA World Cup (on walkovers).

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